January 2011
1 post
Im back bitches…
and im better than ever
September 2009
2 posts
I'm Back
Swine flu hit us hard…
Don’t worry… AMAZing dirty little secrets I cant wait to reveal! w
April 2009
5 posts
How to lose a girl in 10 days
This guy might have gotten to go back and revisit his past girlfriends to see what he did wrong.. but let me just spill my little heart out…
the boy has an odor problem…
now I’m not saying he isnt one of the most sexy man on the earth.. but from working with him a lot throughout time i can certainly say that he stinks(smells bad)
i dont know if he doesnt shower
doesnt wear...
Selena and Jonathan
come on guys.. don’t you know a publicity stunt when you see one?
if they were dating, which they aren’t (trust me i know) they did a horrible job keeping it a secret..
just friends
March 2009
4 posts
Watchamazing song.
flirts and jerks
flirts (n)- See Callahan
Jerks (n)- See FTSK
tripping eyes and flooded lungs.
do you have a little drinky drink to drown out the sound of screaming girls, or just your sorrows?
inflightradio:
hannahisdead:
P!ATD gets drunk before meet & greets.
February 2009
4 posts
jcookis-------: wanna trade shirts
me: haha okay
jcookis-------: cab u gave yers fer reAL
me: how are you gonna get it
jcookis-------: HERE TAKE IT
me: ok
jcookis-------: i wish we could cuddle
me: me too
jcookis-------: where r u
me: in my bed
jcookis-------: at home or apt
me: apt
jcookis------: oh kool
jcookis: so... how can we make up for no cuddling
me: Idk!
me: July is coming up soon!
jcookis: haha true
jcookis: i'll give you a massage
jcookis: u want me too
me: awh i lost you
jcookis: can you see me now
me: yes
jcookis: yay
jcookis: I am naked
jcookis: lol
jcookis: is it hot in your room still?
me: a little
jcookis: i like your hair
jcookis: will you show me what it looks like in a pony tail
me: haha why random
jcook: i love hair in pony tails
me: your weird
me: hold on then
jcook: it looks cute
jcook: is that how you run
..........
jcook: we have to be good when we see each other cuz it will have been so long it would be easy to be real physical
me: i can do it
jcook: We cannot DO IT
me: hahah i know
jcook: NO SEX YET
jcook: well maybe
jcook: haha jk
me: haha sure
jcook: ok maybe i am not
jcook: we can have a little sex while i am home
me: no!
jcook: but no more than twice
kcook: haha im totally kidding
me: twos your limit
jcook: i just dont wanna get you pregnant so two only
me: haha i heard the 3rd times the charm
jcook: i'll give you a breast exam if you want me to check you for breast cancer I am good at finding lumps
basically he is a creeper!
more to come
(I took out parts of his screen name because i didnt want to give that out)
The Follow Through →
he’s the lovable guitarist from artist vs. poet, but joe k’s side project, the follow through, will make you feel absolutely happy and wish you had these kinds of songs written about you.
he’s just one secret that i can’t keep to myself.
Bands with a laptop, an ipod and an auto-tuner.
mandimerch:
I don’t get it. I don’t get it. Kids eat it up. They love it. “Bands” that have no talent whatsoever except some expensive equipment and a strange desire to be famous, fast. Instead of learning an instrument and trying to be good at it, they want this insta-band. While other bands are hard at work making real music, these “bands” put out a full length album with 2 days in a studio and...
January 2009
10 posts
Hey Jonathan
Hey Jonathan, I know looks can be deceiving But I know I saw a light in you And as we walked we were talking I didn’t say half the things I wanted to Of all the girls tossing rocks at your window I’ll be the one waiting there even when it’s cold Hey Jonathan boy you might have me believing I don’t always have to be alone [CHORUS] Cause I can’t help it if you look like...
Attention all Auto-Tuners
Attention! Attention! Attention!
Forever The Sickest Kids are now looking for an auto-tuner to correct their pitches in vocal performances..
oh wait.. this just ends… they already use auto-tuners…
can’t we get real musicians these days?
Dont get me wrong they are awesome because they put on a great show.. just thought everyone would like to know that little fact.
:) guess...
Home Improvement
she walks up to you
makes you believe its love
shamelessly you write a song for her
she then lets you go
moves on to the next big thing
She’s the center of attention She’s a beauty queen with possibilites
her touch her feel, the love she steals
I’ll keep you my dirty little secret ;)
trouble in paradise
could there be an end to the great punk love story?!
Guess you're seasons don't turn turn turn
You’re the first to take a drink the first to hit the scene with your cocaine and champagne
don’t worry I’ll keep your dirty little secret ;)
you're giving me a run for my money, honey
this sweet talking rocker’s navigated his way to the seat on my strongest side.
you say liquior doesnt exist in your world? those are some lyrical lies, my friend… just be careful when your green eyes turn to red with the natural disaster thats fogs your mind.
no denying your habit that you can’t quit
but weren’t you the one that said if you lie, you dont deserve to have...
showing skin "for the win"
while hanging out with this ex-lover, who happens to be the lead singer of this texas band, i discovered the “sickest” picture that will “forever” be branded in my mind…
whom was this self portrait of you may ask?? only a very close family member who happened to forget to put on a top before snapping the photo..
i thought arkansas was the only state that had kissing...