Jan
14th
Fri
14th
Im back bitches…
and im better than ever
Sep
9th
Wed
9th
Martin Johnson is the cause of teardrops on Taylor Swift’s guitar….
Taylor Swift is at the Top of the charts but is definitely used to being under Martin Johnson. She just Love Love Loved him! With Dad bird not approving of dating This little song bird lost her voice to Martin Johnson….
Word of advice Taylor: Fly South for the winter
This little song bird just couldn’t keep her voice… Thats okay I’ll keep it my dirty little secret :)
Apr
25th
Sat
25th
How to lose a girl in 10 days
This guy might have gotten to go back and revisit his past girlfriends to see what he did wrong.. but let me just spill my little heart out…
the boy has an odor problem…
now I’m not saying he isnt one of the most sexy man on the earth.. but from working with him a lot throughout time i can certainly say that he stinks(smells bad)
i dont know if he doesnt shower
doesnt wear deodorant
i just know that he never smelled good whenever i was around him
so sorry looks like my dirty(literarily) secrets come in the past, present, and the future
Apr
18th
Sat
18th
Are you guys ready?
Apr
10th
Fri
10th
Selena and Jonathan
come on guys.. don’t you know a publicity stunt when you see one?
if they were dating, which they aren’t (trust me i know) they did a horrible job keeping it a secret..
just friends
Her mini romance with man boy Nick Jonas may be newly over, but that hasn’t stopped the love rumors from circulating about our hermanita and her potential new boyfriend.
The most recent, however, almost brought a tear to my eye, as Selenita has been reportedly linked to this nasty looking clown. Apparently, this 25-year-old sucio is Jonathan Cook, front man for the band “Forever the Sickest Kids”…seriously. That’s their name.
Selena met Cook during a private concert, and the two have been chatting it up ever since. According to Cook:
“We talk on a daily basis, numerous times a day. We just have so much to talk about. It’s been a relationship where you can share stories with someone who actually gets it.”
But thankfully, Selena set the record straight by Tweeting…
“Two things: 1. FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS ARE AMAZING! and 2. I am NOT dating Jonathan Cook! I love how just because I’m friends with someone, I’mdating them…ugh sorry I’m venting you guys. You rock.”
Just as well! I’d steer clear of this guy, Selena. He looks like he’s got a few unidentified STD’s up his sleeve. Here’s hoping our hermanita finds a studly young Puerto Rican hottie while she’s still on location!
Apr
6th
Mon
6th
Are you ready?!
Can you keep a secret?
Mar
26th
Thu
26th
amazing song.
